khoshekh-the-hovering-cat:

Muggleborns showing pure blood wizards the internet. Making them play the scary maze game and recording their reactions. The pure bloods discover memes and funny cat pictures. All pure bloods at hogwarts fall into a horrible 12 year old phase simultaneously

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xotwjonasxo:

forever reblog

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hsm  queue  

bloggingfrominsidethetardis:

modern Hogwarts headcanon

muggleborn sixth years jumping from moving staircase to moving staircase shouting “PARKOUR”

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Maddian actually gives me life I swear to god

Bobby Lockwood is going to be on the new BBC series Tumble, I think I’m going to die ohmygod

mugglebornheadcanon:

229. Hipster muggleborns being upset about not being able to take selfies at hogwarts, so when they scream “SELFIE” and other muggleborns run to join. Purebloods are confused at why they are huddling and clicking an imaginary camera

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zethie:

rougeoctobre:

i don’t care if it’s a only a joke, please don’t make comments about how someone’s choice of field of study isn’t going to take them anywhere because it can be a great source of stress and your joke won’t help.

also, destroy the idea that we should only pursue dreams if they are likely to give you status in this capitalist piece-of-shit society.

(Source: headednorthh)

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spevvy:

sebadasstian-stan:

proof that jeremy renner is actually hawkeye

“No, Jeremy, I said ‘do you want coffee’.”

“Not sex?”

“Maybe later.”

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king-of-roses:

A handy guide for anyone not familiar

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molotovriot:

space-tart:

astro-stoner:

hohokev:

why do jellyfish only sting when theres physical contact

why doesnt the electricity just surge throughout the entire ocean

why dont jellyfish rule the world

Fun fact!  Jellyfish don’t use electricity to sting you.  Whenever they feel pressure against their tentacles, it causes its cells to rapidly send out these stingers into your skin that then release its venom.  Like this:

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raspbeary:

mark ruffalo is so down to earth like i feel like he doesnt even know hes a celebrity hes just some guy and all these famous people are around him and he has no clue what is happening

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bearwawa:

magentamayhem:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

Crushed to death. Like DEAD dead. Just a pancake. Splat dead dead dead. I just, yep.

(Source: prismaticpeonies)

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  1. sext:are you for or against the Oxford comma?
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excepttheeyes:

Most of these actors are too old, some of the edits are still messy but I’m tired of staring at them on photoshop, and we’re never going to agree on houses for everyone BUT I think I should get a solid B for effort. (list of actors can be found here)

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hp  

broccoliavenger:

meulins-choice-ass:

87daysbefore:

me: 

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you:

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Lemon is someone out  theres favorite.

thats the most uplifting thing ive read all day

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